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Send someone words of wisdom or prophecy. These messages are intended for entertainment value only. Of course, there are those that believe that appending "between the sheets" or "in bed" to the end of the fortune makes the message more lively. Select from our list and click to send it free with txt2day!

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Nothing is sacred... unless you want it to be.

Life is too short to hold grudges.

A virtual fortune cookie will not satisfy your hunger like that of a home made one.

Let your heart make your decisions - it does not get as confused as your head.

Open up your heart - it can always be closed again.

Keep your eyes open. You never know what you might see.

Tomorrow, take a moment to do somethink just for yourself.

Shoot for the moon! If you miss you will still be amongst the stars.

Someone close to you is waiting for you to call.

Being happy is not always being perfect.

Tell them what you really think. Otherwise, nothing will change.

Live each day as if it is your last.

Next time you have the opportunity, go on a rollercoaster.

It takes ten times as many muscles to frown as it does to smile.

Try everything once, even the things you do not think you will like.

Smile. Tomorrow is another day.

You can never been certain of success, but you can be certain of failure if you never try.

Being alone and being lonely are two different things.

Dream your dream and your dream will dream of you.

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