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Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?A: She went looking for the three guys.

Q: What is the blondes chronic speech impediment?A: She cant say "No".

What is every blondes ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q: Why couldnt the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldnt find the 10 key.

Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.



Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?A: She drowns it.

These two blondes walk into a building. Youd think one of them would have seen it.

What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACYs wrong!"

Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?A. So she wouldnt wake up the sleeping pills.

Q. How do you confuse a blonde?A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?A. "Its okay Daddy, Im not hurt."

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Q: Why cant blondes make ice cubes?A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives em something to do on Saturday night!

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed?She couldnt find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.

Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing?A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

Did you hear about the blonde who put "Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it said "Sign Here".

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine?A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.

Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself?A: Acupuncture.

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