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A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned.Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?A: The cow fell on her.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?A: All you can eat, under a buck.

Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?A: Double-dumb.



Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didnt want to wake the sleeping tablets!

Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?A: "Today children, we will learn our ABCs"

Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Q: What did the blondes dentist find?A: Teeth in the cavity.

Hear about the blonde explorer?She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.

Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because theyre simple, easy and they taste good.

Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?A: She sneezes.

Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.

Q. How do you confuse a blonde?A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?A: Because she loved children.

Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.

Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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