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Marriage Jokes SMS Text Messages



Sending Marriage Jokes text messages to your friends is only half the fun Txt2day has compiled a growing list of Marriage Jokes text messages just for you. If you want to make your friends laugh these funny SMS messages will be a hit. Just select a message and click to send it free with txt2day!

Marriage jokes





Husband: I heard that fish is a brain food. Wife: You better eat a whale.

Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?A: Newlywebs.

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?She wanted a big wedding.

Q: What do you call a smart, sensitive, good looking man that is not gay? A: Married.


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