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Marriage is a three ring circus: - Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

I married Miss Right. I just didnt know her first name was Always.

Husband: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?Wife: Your sense of humor.

Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.

Its not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, hes finished.

Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... Suffering!!!

Husband: I heard that fish is a brain food. Wife: You better eat a whale.

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