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SMS jokes
your eyes are blue, like the ocean, and right now im lost at sea
hey can i have your number to text you?
Your future depends on your dreams...so go to sleep!
Sex is like a bridge game: if you don`t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
My Reality Check bounced.
Raed tihs wehn the lteters iisdne are srcamlebd you can sitll raed it as lnog as the end ltertes are in the creroct palecs.
I was born intelligent...the education ruined me!
What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A b*tch who knows everything.
I wanna do it with you. I wanna get you sweaty and I wanna listen to us breathe hard. So do you wanna go jogging?
do you have a band-aid? because i scraped my knee falling for you?
Hey, i lost my teddy bear, will u sleep with me?
I heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cuz I see me in them!
It`s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
What do you call a naked, sexy, beautiful woman on the arm of an ugly poor man? Tatoo!
I applied for a job at a mental hospital yesterday. They said I need 24 hours experience with a retard. So do you wanna hang out?
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it`s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it`s $5.00 per minute!
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Hard work never killed anybody...so why take the risk!?
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what u r
And once u know what u r
...
Mental hospital is not so far!
Are you a parking ticket?
Because you got Fine written all over you!
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
If you`re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
The longest sentence known to man: `I do!`
I ran out of sick days so I called in DEAD!
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