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SMS jokes
What do you call a naked, sexy, beautiful woman on the arm of an ugly poor man? Tatoo!
Hey, i lost my teddy bear, will u sleep with me?
I was born intelligent...the education ruined me!
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what u r
And once u know what u r
...
Mental hospital is not so far!
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cuz I see me in them!
Raed tihs wehn the lteters iisdne are srcamlebd you can sitll raed it as lnog as the end ltertes are in the creroct palecs.
It`s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
The longest sentence known to man: `I do!`
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it`s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it`s $5.00 per minute!
do you have a band-aid? because i scraped my knee falling for you?
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Are you a parking ticket?
Because you got Fine written all over you!
What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A b*tch who knows everything.
I wanna do it with you. I wanna get you sweaty and I wanna listen to us breathe hard. So do you wanna go jogging?
Sex is like a bridge game: if you don`t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
I ran out of sick days so I called in DEAD!
Hard work never killed anybody...so why take the risk!?
If you`re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
My Reality Check bounced.
hey can i have your number to text you?
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
your eyes are blue, like the ocean, and right now im lost at sea
I applied for a job at a mental hospital yesterday. They said I need 24 hours experience with a retard. So do you wanna hang out?
Your future depends on your dreams...so go to sleep!
I heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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