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What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?Cher !

Why do men die before their wives? - They want to.

Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!

Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.



Whats worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that wont do what shes told.

How do you fix a womans watch? - It doesnt matter. There is a clock on the oven.

What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet, telephone, telawoman.

QUESTION: Whats the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

My wife asked me "Whats on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"

Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ?Sister: Man-eating sharks.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.

Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?A: It depends on the age.

Q: How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A Real Woman would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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