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Why do men die before their wives? - They want to.

It`s the good girls that keep the diaries: the bad girls never have the time.

Why havent Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesnt need cleaning yet!

Q: How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A Real Woman would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?Nothing, you told her twice.

QUESTION: Whats the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.

Boy: Do you have fever?Girl: No, why?Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!

Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!

How do you fix a womans watch? - It doesnt matter. There is a clock on the oven.

What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet, telephone, telawoman.

Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ?Sister: Man-eating sharks.

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?Cher !

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by up to 90%. - Its called wedding cake.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To feed her nightmare.

I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I dont like to interrupt her.

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